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Fight Club by joeadonis Fight Club by joeadonis
This is the warning that comes on the DVD. Made for desktop enjoyment.

Ok after many comments on the spelling and other mistakes, I finally fixed it Also can masturbation really be excessive?

A widescreen version is also available. [link]

Fight Club (c) Fox and the awesome Chuck Paulanuik
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:iconlucky7girl:
lucky7girl Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
always wondered what that said...
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nah, man, I'm good. I'm already alive, see? *points to air ventilator tubes* Don't I look the picture of health?
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:iconsydneyassbucket:
SydneyAssbucket Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I'd go meet a member of the opposite sex, but I got banned from the zoo the last time I did that. ☉‿⚆
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:iconkrautbuster:
krautbuster Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
zookeepers are such assholes.
always over reacting.
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:iconkagome-245:
Kagome-245 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012
I didn't read it past WARNING
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:iconfailfrightful:
failfrightful Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
this is awesome
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:iconiamyourholyfool235:
iamyourholyfool235 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Too many questions! The first rule of Project Mayhem.............................................
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:iconhatchetgabby:
Hatchetgabby Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
excessive? naaahhh impossible :rofl:
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:iconthanatos49:
Thanatos49 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011
love it
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:iconsamuraishaman:
Samuraishaman Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
dude thank u for submitting this . I've watched Fight Club A billion times and I've never fully read this
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:iconthefrenchmistake:
TheFrenchMistake Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011
I've always wanted to read that, thank you. ^^
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:iconjailbreakfiend:
JailBreakFiend Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
What about the same sex?
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:iconmaskhugo:
MaskHugo Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
This should be sent to much more people. Itīs actually pretty interesting to think about it.
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:iconthatguyyouknew:
thatguyyouknew Featured By Owner May 3, 2011
... why do i feel so bad for commenting now???
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:iconelvanae:
Elvanae Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
Thanks
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:iconsnagglepus:
snagglepus Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011
win.
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:iconbloodycupcakes007:
bloodycupcakes007 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011
.... I actually read it. Oops haha
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:iconusagitenshi:
UsagiTenshi Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is awesome!
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:iconrasporange:
rasporange Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
thank you for putting this on here!! i couldnt pause it on the movie so i always wondered just what the heck it said lol :clap:
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:iconatlanacullen:
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!
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:iconwhrbskt:
Whrbskt Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
Loved the movie and the book!!
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:iconiantihero:
iAntiHero Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010   Photographer
greatest movie ever
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GenkoFox Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Student General Artist
o_o
I-I live in a house though!
I've met the opposite sex and didn't enjoy it- disliked my own gender even more... -cries-
I'm unable to do a job. This Warning is for people who can have lives.. not for people like me.
X3 We're unable to have lives for reasons. lol

Still, thanks for posting this 'Warning' Up lol. It actually made me laugh.
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ChristyCullen101 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tyler is my idol :la:
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:iconvalkyrja-skuld:
Valkyrja-Skuld Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010
So very true!
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:iconaspiringtobeamonster:
AspiringToBeAMonster Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2010
this is one of the best things i could ever possible spend my time on, and i challenge anyone who doesn't agree =D

I am Jack's smirking revenge
I am Jack's cold sweat
I am Jack's raging bile duct
I am Jack's broken heart
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
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:iconkinyo-bi13:
kinyo-bi13 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010
Pssst. It was Joe.... :D
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:iconrodneyskinnerfan:
rodneyskinnerfan Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
ha that's so cool you did a great job
we are consumers - tyler durden
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blargthedestroyer Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2010
1 week ago I masturbated 7 times a day [@joeadonis: People tell me that's exessive..]
I quit masturbating since and now I'm not a virgin.
Fight Club succeeds a gain!! *victory punch
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desireeschmeziree Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
One of my favorite movies ever. This passage pumps me up every time.

I am Jack's wasted life.
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:icondesireeschmeziree:
desireeschmeziree Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010
One of my favorite movies of all time.
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AngelaAlmighty Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOVE that movie!!! I totally did not see that ending coming.. :O haha, but great job. :)
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:iconbrainssawsurgeon:
brainssawsurgeon Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010
this is the kind of thing that live teaches you.... the rough way...
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:iconrentemotion:
rentemotion Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
I got this written on my wall, I love it
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:iconhymanroth:
HymanRoth Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2010   Writer
Very deep
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AbysmalSerygala Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2010
Pure awesomness!

Quote: "Also can masturbation really be excessive?"

Yes...
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:iconrue-in-flowers:
Rue-In-Flowers Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
Ha ha, YES. Have you ever read 'Guts'? It's by Chuck Palahniuk who wrote fight club *shudders*
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:iconabysmalserygala:
AbysmalSerygala Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010
Not yet...but I just found it with google...seems to be ... interesting =)
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:iconmaster-of-the-boot:
Master-of-the-Boot Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
This is a quote that makes me want to get all my enemies involved with Underground street fighting. And when they turn up dead or brain damaged I'll just laugh.
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:iconmischiefcommittee:
mischiefcommittee Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2009
This is great! =)
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:iconjoke280-brown:
joke280-brown Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2009  Hobbyist Filmographer
that is a great movie ;D was that really on the DVD?
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:iconauikimaya:
auikimaya Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009
The sad part of the history is that in the movie they're saying us how much pathetics we are for been so excited about know exactly what that warning says. They'ra actualy calling us idiots in our faces and we love them for it. Is not like I dont love every single moment of the movie. Is just that when I finally got to see what the warning was about, I become like "oh man, I suck"
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:iconorange-cat-lover:
orange-cat-lover Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2009
Ha HA :giggle: Seems i just waisted my time, :faint: Oh god what a time waister! :lmao:
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shinatanaga Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2009   Writer
Lol, Love.

I would use this as a wallpaper, but it's not my account.

And yeah, it can. It usually is when it happens nore than Once a day. ...Not that I would know...
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moshrocker Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
i love this warning, such a burn. the movie is third-ish on my favourites (note my signature). and by the by, masturbation more than twice a day on average is excessive.
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Dusky1991 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
Nice one!
I'm gonna spam it around on my IM list a bit. :P
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:icontader-tots:
Tader-TOTs Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009
Win.
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:iconanti-hero1317:
Anti-Hero1317 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
I love this movie lol and i love that too :D
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chibiktsn Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Wow, I read the whole thing. And yes, masterbation can be exessive
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CyberPhantom Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yes. Masturbation can become excessive.

As a general rule, stop before the bleeding starts.

:) (That was disgusting of me. I'd apologise but I'm snickering like a ten year old.)
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